Showing posts with label stupid criminals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid criminals. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

People that make me feel smart

In fact, these people make me feel like a complete genuius! Seriously.

Man Wraps Head in Duct Tape as Disguise for Attempted Robber

Man freed from jail tries to carjack in jail parking lot; can't drive stick shift

Finally, I once spoke with an individual who works in human resources. She said that she runs background checks on all new-hires -- standard procedure. She also asks everyone if there's anything she'll find before she runs the report. A particular hiree (quickly turned non-hiree) told her she would find nothing. After getting a 10 page report back from the government, she thought she would ask the applicant if it were possible that there was a mistake. His answer? "Oh. I didn't think you would actually run the background check." My response? "I guess that's why it's 10 pages long! I don't think he's clued into reality."

But he sure makes me shine like the sun!!!